Ornament Report – Cat police update
Do you have lost or damaged holiday decorations? Do not blame your cat. Chances are, your kitty is on patrol trying to protect your home from holiday vandals. Recent DNA analysis points to these suspects: Nativity sheep are NOT to be trusted, and they love to eat tinsel. In other nativity scene news, the wise men are missing. If you have any information as to their whereabouts, please contact 1-800-CAT-TOYS. Here’s a recent picture of them. There is a record of a text that Balthasar sent to Melchior …
The Petties 2014: Funniest Blog/ Blogger
I am a finalist in the Petties Awards, in the category of Funniest Blog. While I am funny (and very, very cute), this message has a serious note. When I win this award, a donation of $1000 will be made to the shelter of my choice. Of course, I choose my shelter, the Humane Society of Chittenden County (HSCC). This the place where I met Thing One. If it wasn’t for the staff at HSCC, I wouldn’t be a famous internet cat. I would still be awesome and very, very …
Guest Room Resort Travel Review, Part 2
I am continuing the review of my trip to the Guest Room Resort. I recently spent a week there, having gotten a recommendation to visit from my friend Fishy Fishy, who once stayed a month there under the bed. If you missed the first part of my travelogue, you can catch up with my critique by clicking HERE. Today’s update on the trip will focus on the dining experience at the Resort. As you know, the Guest Room Resort is all-inclusive. I expected to be served 7-10 meals a day …
CATastrophes video series = TWO paws up!
Funny things happen when cats appear. . . . . that is the premise behind the awesome and funny videos in CATastrophes. This weekly web series is fantastic because it stars adoptable cats, and everyone knows shelter cats rock. There are some humans in the videos, too, but it’s really all about the cats. Some of the videos feature “harder to adopt” felines, and some provide educational information for humans. Many of the cat actors and extras are available for adoption, but this is not true for the humans you will see …